THE VERY GOOD ELECTION Very serious. Extremely qualified. ONE NIGHT. FOUR ABSOLUTE CHARACTERS.

Big promises. Tiny attention spans.

Pick your
party animal.

One wants treats. One wants your bins. One just wants to honk. Give your favourite a vote.

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Choose your chaos

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The Good Girl Party

Bea

“More treats. Fewer tricks.”

The Undead Coalition

Count Possum

“Playing dead. Running for office.”

The Dumpster Party

Trash Panda

“Your trash. Our treasure.”

The Chaos Caucus

The Honkening

“No peace. Only honk.”

Changed your mind? Vote again. Still love your choice? Also vote again.

Four candidates. Zero opposable thumbs.* *We did not fact-check this.